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101 Production TM             31 August 2005             MICA (P) 101/01/2005             50c (free for 101)             Issue 101

HEADLINES: THE REASON IS YOU!
 
And I just I want you to know,
We've found out a reason for us,
To not study and not to pass,
There's reason to sleep in class,
'Cause the reason is you!
 
It's definately a change from primary school ehh? I still remember boring concerts and sitting for one hour cross-legged on the hard floor of the hall without air-con. That's the past, that's primary school. Welcome to the Ice Age! Yeah, it's really Ice Age! Don't believe me? Just imagine being in an air-con PAC with Ice on the stage (if you know who ICE is?)
 
We've definately gotten some Singapore Idols in our midst. Can't remember their names, but their pitch is good. Not forgetting the guitars. Seriously I thought the guitar ensemble (the second performance) was quite boring. The guitarists especially, they seem to be playing at their own speed. Maybe cause the guitars were to soft, or that singer was too loud. Anyway for the magic trick I thought I was watching a movie with special effects. Like they made the handcuffs disappear and appear again and those balls floating.
 
We can't blame the teachers for the performance, like the one with watermelon and papaya and banana and fruit salad. And tight pants wasn't the most gay during that dance, I guess the most gay was Irwan. Nice singing anyway, Ice! I was covering my ears cause it was the quality of the Project Superstar rejects! Nah, actually it was good. Not forgetting....
 
The reason. Was it 403 or 404 which did the song. Anyway through the song we learnt that Mr Ray Wong plays DotA! I liked the music and obviously the lyrics and the pictures, but I don't understand those dancers at the back. I think because they can't sing so they dance (at the back). That reminds me of Hung. Anyway, great ending, great MC (although a bit lame) and a great Teachers' Day Celebration for us students (only).
 
Next time, if some teacher scolds and asks you for your late homework, use the Nigel (lame) Remedy: THE REASON IS YOU!

Other news around the world:
 
Our reporters and newscasters are down with a flu named SIBV (Severe Ice Blood Virus) after being frozen by a female teacher named Ice during the Teachers' Day Celebration. Reports from the survivors are intending to sue her. However a teacher supporter said that freezing people is peanuts compared to killing, and wondered why everyone's so agitated. Do you agree? Back to the point, since everyone can't move, there's no news around the world. BEWARE THE ICE AGE HAS COME!